Welcome to Mike Wazowski's Page!
Hey there! I'm Mike Wazowski, top Scarer (well, assistant to the top Scarer) at Monsters Inc.! I may be small, but I've got a BIG personality and an even BIGGER eye! When I'm not setting scare records with my best buddy Sulley, I'm working on my comedy routine and dreaming of the day I'll be on the cover of a magazine without being covered by a barcode. This is my corner of Monstropolis on the web, so grab some screams and stay awhile! I promise it'll be more fun than Paperwork Day at the factory!
📅 My Daily Monster Schedule
| Time | Activity |
|---|---|
| 6:00 AM | Wake up screaming (alarm clock malfunction... again), chug coffee, do 500 crunches |
| 7:30 AM | Pick up Sulley in my totally-not-falling-apart car and drive to Monsters Inc. while rehearsing motivational speeches for my partner in crime! |
| 8:00 AM - 6:00 PM | SCARE FLOOR TIME! File paperwork, optimize scare routes, remind Sulley "he's the man", avoid Randall (not the man), and occasionally get mistaken for a piece of equipment |
| 6:30 PM | Head to TGI Fridays for dinner with Sulley and Celia (my one true love with beautiful hair... all 47 snakes of it!) |
| 8:00 PM | Practice my stand-up comedy routine in the mirror and plan tomorrow's record-breaking scare totals |
| 10:00 PM | Bedtime! Dream about being on magazine covers, winning awards, and hanging with the "Seinfeld Crew" |
🔗 Websites I Love
🎬 Pixar - Where My Story Began!
😂 Comedy.com - My Future Career Path
✨ Disney - Home Sweet Digital Home